i wish i could tell you, but that would take away all the fun to this thing.
here’s what you need to know:
1. all names are changed to protect the image of the people i talk about. also, to keep me out of trouble.
2. i go to a big state university that will remain unnamed. just know that it’s a really fun school.
3. all these stories are true stories, and all the pictures i post are actual pictures of my friends and me. faces will always be blurred, sorry not sorry about that.